There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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