Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Me too!
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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