Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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