if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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