is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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