I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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