The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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