I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
How external is "for external use only"?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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