That's intense
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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