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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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