I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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