She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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