He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
bring money and cleavage
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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