So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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