There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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