the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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