so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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