But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
