its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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