Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
