of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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