so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
