And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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