Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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