did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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