Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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