Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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