North Korea, Best Korea!
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He uses pillows to masturbate.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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