I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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