Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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