Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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