I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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