so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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