I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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