member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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