Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
