girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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