every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
this will be a night to untag.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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