So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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