That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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