well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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