I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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