question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm just crazy horny about you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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