did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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