Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
