please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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