There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Use "feeling words"
Yay
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
