ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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