Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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