Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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