some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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