I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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