I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
