Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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