dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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