she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I have aggressive nipples.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
